so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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