Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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