do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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