whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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