you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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