If that was your dad, he is hot
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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