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(616): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

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(714): View more from California

what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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(906): View more from Michigan

I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?

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(707): View more from California

And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.

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(813): View more from Florida

The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?

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