I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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