Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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