p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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