The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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