Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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