Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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