The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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