i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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