we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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