Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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