Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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