he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
do herpes really smell.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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