...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just invented taco cereal.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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