Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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