Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just found a bag of teeth...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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