YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm really busy with my period
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