Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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