Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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