I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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