Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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