My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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