sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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