i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
