i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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