there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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