he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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