Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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