bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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