found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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