Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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