I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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