He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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