your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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