Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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