question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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