Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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