I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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