idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
