i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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