Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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