Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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