Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's never too late to be topless.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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