wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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