Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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