Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
"it" just moved
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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